averypottermormon:

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

write a book together

(via no-one-recognizes-my-t-shirts)

dajo42:

phenomenarwhal:

dajo42:

croacaine:

dajo42:

the other night at erin’s house we were watching a film in which a blowjob happened and i basically said “blowjobs are overrated… blowverrated” i literally cannot stop making puns my puns are unstoppable… punstoppablE FUCK

QUICK, FIND THE PUNS A NEW HOST. THEY’vE OVERTAKEN YOU

i cant let this infection spread… i am the source… im puntient zero

an epunedmic…………….

oh no… its happening… its already punderway…

(via no-one-recognizes-my-t-shirts)

mypatronusisyou:

Hollywood is so fucking dumb with all this YA shit like if the Artemis Fowl movie actually happens they’re gonna make it take place in dystopian American society where Artemis is a good little boy who steals food in order to survive instead of just robbing banks because he’s a bad bitch who don’t give a fuck. they’re gonna cast Shailene Woodley as Holly.

(via jess3001)