Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
write a book together
the other night at erin’s house we were watching a film in which a blowjob happened and i basically said “blowjobs are overrated… blowverrated” i literally cannot stop making puns my puns are unstoppable… punstoppablE FUCK
QUICK, FIND THE PUNS A NEW HOST. THEY’vE OVERTAKEN YOU
i cant let this infection spread… i am the source… im puntient zero
oh no… its happening… its already punderway…
Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your…
Daily reminder: This is one of Dean Winchester’s happiest moments.
Being four and feeling like he has singlehandedly held his family together.
Fuck you show.
Another friendly reminder: this is the only time Dean Winchester has said the words “I love you”
THAT WASN’T VERY FRIENDLY!
If you didn’t cut last night, I’m proud of you.
If you didn’t purge last night, I’m proud of you.
If you ate something last night, I’m proud of you.
If you calmed yourself down during an anxiety attack, I’m proud of you.
If you didn’t let the…
Hollywood is so fucking dumb with all this YA shit like if the Artemis Fowl movie actually happens they’re gonna make it take place in dystopian American society where Artemis is a good little boy who steals food in order to survive instead of just robbing banks because he’s a bad bitch who don’t give a fuck. they’re gonna cast Shailene Woodley as Holly.